CRACK!!…Lindy felt an almighty thwack across her back. Now she was awake, wide awake, and the lucid reality of where she was all came flooding back in a second.
It’s getting closer. With each step I take my apprehensive body nears its ultimate goal. Look left, look right, look straight ahead…Damn! I’ve locked eyes with a somewhat balding, waistline overflowing, middle aged man. For a split second he stares knowingly into my soul. If I stop here now, he’s going to think I’m a… Read More Condom Courageous – a very mini story
“Dear Bread, It’s not you, it’s me. We’ve been spending a lot of time together and I think we need a break. Yes I know I know, you’ve been there for me through breakfasts, lunches and even sometimes dinners. But if I’m totally honest bread, I’m sick of the sight of you. As lunch time… Read More Chicken, Pasta and Rocket Salad
Photos by me 🙂 I’ve made a resolution. No more long stories with my recipes, from here on out ‘they shall be separate’. I think my little mind has decided for itself that those who want a recipe don’t necessarily want a long story to accompany it, “JUST GIVE US THE RECIPE!!” I hear you… Read More Healthyish Chocolate Beany Cake
All photos by me 🙂 Mini Oreo Cupcakes are SUPER easy to make. I use a bit less sugar in my recipe because, of course, that’s a bit healthier – but the cupcakes still taste just as yummy! They’re perfect to make on a rainy day, and by the looks of it there’s plenty of… Read More Mini Oreo Cookies Recipe & the Joy of Summer Holidays
The realisation smashes you like a hammer to the chest. The instant adrenaline surges through your body faster than a junkie getting a fix – the adrenaline takes its toll just like an ingested drug – you shake, your heart pounds resonating on your ear drums, you feel a multitude of emotions – rage, sorrow,… Read More Sex, Lies and Adulterous Guys
So usually I’ll come in, post work and school run and within seconds of my tired little toe (actually it’s quite a big toe, but don’t tell anyone) crossing the threshold of the front door, my three ravenous little pelicans are scrabbling at the fridge. I might sit down for a glorious split second and relax, engulfed in… Read More Jamie Oliver’s 15 Minute Beef Kofta Curry with Fluffy Rice, Beans and Peas